Excerpts from My Open Letter to the U.S. Department of Justice, Antitrust DivisionAre you kidding me??Mar 23Mar 23
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Workouts Not Coming to Apple Fitness+“Always something new. Just for you. It’s easy to stay motivated when there’s always something fresh.”Jan 14, 2023Jan 14, 2023
How Do You Do It, Mr. T?Life, work, friends, family, it’s a lot to balance or juggle, or lose balance of. What’s the secret to keeping yourself together?Dec 3, 2022Dec 3, 2022
Where Do We Go From Here?I’ve been asking myself Where do we go from here? since March 2020, when I, like most of the world, moved indoors full time. A year later…May 14, 2022May 14, 2022
ParentMuter Browser ExtensionYour days of screaming “WTF!?” after seeing your parent on social media will be gone FOREVER!Jan 31, 2022Jan 31, 2022
Ten Random Writing Prompts in Alphabetical OrderNeed creative writing inspiration? You’ve come to the right place!Jul 22, 2021Jul 22, 2021
Chewie: The Fast and the FuzziestMr. Nobody: Thanks to your botched smuggling job, we made Interpol’s top 10 most wanted list.Jun 28, 2021Jun 28, 2021
Quotes from “The Mandalorian” That Work for Art School CritiquesProbably not.Dec 20, 2020Dec 20, 2020