Reasons You Should Subject Yourself to a 10-Minute (or More) Video Conference with Jason

Jason Tselentis
2 min readJun 15, 2020

June 2020: Cameo offers Zoom calls with celebrities, including a 10-minute session with Jeremy Piven for $15,000 USD.

Don’t throw your money away on face time with celebrities, or Jeremy Piven.

Jason will pay you for talk time!

Having been isolated in his home since Spring 2020, Jason’s social interactions have been limited to time with his family, two pugs, mail carrier, occasional pizza delivery driver, and a neighbor who wants his son to trim their lawn from time to time. (His mother-in-law too on some weekends, if that counts.)

Jason is ready to see, hear, and speak with other human beings! Aren’t you!? Let’s do this!

General FAQs

How does it work?

Jason creates an authentic experience, speaking with somebody new that’s outside of his home isolation bubble, which he has been stuck with since March 12th, 2020. Jason pays you — one flat fee — for 10 minutes of quality time.

How much does it cost?

Name your price! Jason is standing by and ready to talk to another human being. Jason pays you! No fee is too small, no fee is too large.

When will Jason pay me, and how?

Jason pays you as soon as possible in the form of his sons’ old and dusty but mint condition Pokémon cards, each one is more valuable than the U.S. Dollar as of this writing.

Do I get a copy of the video call?

Fine. If that’s what it takes, sure. Talk to Jason now!

I don’t want to speak with Jason. But can I speak with one or both of his pugs?

Of course!!

What if I’m not satisfied with the call?

Jason suggests lowering your standards before the call, and then lower them even more immediately after the call.

Is this real?

If these are the kinds of philosophical questions you plan on asking, Jason is really going to enjoy speaking with you.

What else should I know?

Sometimes Jason cries for no reason at all, whether by himself or in the company of others, it just happens. Talk to Jason soon and you can cry together!

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Jason Tselentis

educator, writer, designer, geek, raised on comic books, calculus, literature, sci-fi, film, humor, proud pug owner